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Strawberry Clock Rides the Train Strawberry Clock Rides the Train

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty hilarious. Glad to see the Clock Crew spirit is still up and running.

PhantomArcade responds:

Got some inspiration from Strawberry's Pistol, love that one. Thanks for the review!

TaraGraphika Presents...B TaraGraphika Presents...B

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Cool. Not as good as the original of course! But still, not bad animating at all!

Best regards

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TaraGraphika responds:

Thanks Turd.

SBC's Time Machine SBC's Time Machine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a fantastic movie from the master himself. happy clockday everyone!

- Turd

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Hrekkjavaka Hrekkjavaka

Rated 4 / 5 stars

jújú þetta var fínt

ágætis afþreying svosem.

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Interactive Buddy v.1.01 Interactive Buddy v.1.01

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The funnest game on Newgrounds.

I playe this shit for hours...AWESOME !

~ T

Clock Hunter Pt.1 Clock Hunter Pt.1

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Yet another failed attemt on trying to mock, humiliate and kill the clocks...Will you people never learn?...I hope you understand the fact that this is a website. If you actually thought that this piece of garbage was worth your time, you have to get another hobbie man... Not that it offended me in any way, because I have seen alot of these lately and I just don't understand the point in doing something like this, and actually thinking you were funny...

And the clock quotes, for example "StrawberryClock is the king of the portal", "We rule Newgrounds" and "You cannot kill StrawberryClock" is something that an individual like yourself should not worry too much about. You see, the clock movies obviously attract certain groups of people, with humor for, explitic profanity, sex jokes and gay jokes. But if I ever see something that I don't like, I seldom open flash and make something that bashes it. I hope you realise that you are not 'cool' for doing this.... You are plain naive, I think, deep inside that you DO like the clocks, you are just too afraid to admit it... Anyway enough rambling, I've got enough to do with my time... TurdClock's Journey pt. 3 is on my schedule, but keep these words in mind my friend: "You cannot kill what you did not create"

<3 ~ T

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Moonhog responds:

but i can have a good time trying