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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

A Fat Man, A Webcam, A Gay Song = The funnyest shit you can ever find.

p.s. I gave it 0 for sound because this song is the gayest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.

~ T

Dude I just watched Teh Man With The Golden Gun1!

Wot a coincidence!11 Roger Moore iz teh sexy!1.......I think I have to locate Liam Neeson to act in my next movie....Yes that would be swell.

~ T

Beautiful.....

...I shed a tear...Thank you.

~ T

AntiClockClock responds:

Turd - one of my favorite clocks! Don't thank me, I thank you kind sir!

Typical Clock crew!

This movie made me smile. Official clocks have returned to the Portal. I'm in heaven.

~ T

The funniest shit ever

I laughed so fucking hard. You rule!11111

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Hey TurdClock! I think you and StrangeClock make the best clock movies! And it's nice to see a review from you especially since the one you left for my first PM ended up in the graveyard. :D Thanks for the support!

*Wipes tear*

Wow that was beautiful man. Congratulations on your engagement. I wish you and yours the very best of luck and I hope everything goes well.

Yours sincerely- Turdsie.

LoL!

I loved The Boondock Saints sample at the end. Funny as hell.

YES!111111!

OGM! After months of waiting I can finally keep laughing at teh Muppet!!! This rules!!1!11

eheh....

That was not so funny, didn't really make sense....And what the hell was up with the dildo, gay sex between the clocks?

You cannot kill StrawberryClock

You cannot kill teh kign.....StrawberryClock is teh king of the portal...Everybody loves StrawberryClock.

- T

I AM TURD CLOCK!!! HAHAH!!! STRAWBERRYCLOCK IS TEH KING OF TEH PORTAL!!!!

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