TurdClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MP3 Goodbye]

huh?

Who the hell is MP3 Lock?

~ T

WinchesterLock responds:

a pretty cool guy

[The morals of Clocktopia]

Good stuff

Always fun to see new clock animators come to life. I very much enjoyed your work, keep it up.

p.s The Phantom Poo remains a mistery for me aswell.

~ T

TheDoctor responds:

Turd! My extremely secksay man. As you can probably tell, your style of animation influenced this. You more than anyone should understand the message we are trying to get across here.

We humbly thank you for the review.

[StarLocks Adventure 2]

Good stuff.

Even though you're a lock, I enjoy your movies. Peace.

~ T

StarLock responds:

Thanks :)

[Coffee Shop ep.9]

hilarious!

Sick! That hoe gave me crabs!....Funny stuff! I love the music you use.

~ T

CoffeeClock responds:

WhOA THANK YOU TURD!! <3

[Coffee Shop ep.4]

Sorry, not that good...

You get extra minus points for using the wrong voices. For example StrawberryClock, his voice should be the one you used for Coffee clock. And the voice of Pube Muppet should be "Eddie" #3....Otherwise I liked the music, and the atmosphere, the graphics were nice too, the old school look gave me some nice memories....Keep it up my fellow clock.

~ T

CoffeeClock responds:

There's no "Eddie" in the sound program I use. I have things like "Adult Male #1 - #8 or Mary. Those are pretty much what I use. And since the preset is for Male #1 and I use CoffeeClock frequently (not always having SBC), then it's easier for me to quickly just do Male #1 while I make the sound files. What can I say, I'm lazy. But thank you for pointing that out to me.

[Clock Mock]

What the fuck?

How the hell is THIS piece of shit supposed to stop the Clocks? As far as I know, the Clock Crew has gotten so big that it can never be stopped, specially not by some 15 year old gay guy like you. I bet that no one took this crap seriously, so just spare yourself some time and stop whining about some characters on a website and start getting a life.

p.s. StrawberryClock is the king of the portal. Everybody loves StrawberryClock.

~ T

DarkLabStudios responds:

Great words from a piece of shit with a clock taped to him. GJ u fucking clock.

[AntiClockClock Confession]

Beautiful.....

...I shed a tear...Thank you.

~ T

AntiClockClock responds:

Turd - one of my favorite clocks! Don't thank me, I thank you kind sir!

[PM meets David Hasselhoff]

The funniest shit ever

I laughed so fucking hard. You rule!11111

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Hey TurdClock! I think you and StrangeClock make the best clock movies! And it's nice to see a review from you especially since the one you left for my first PM ended up in the graveyard. :D Thanks for the support!

[Turd and sbc talk-show]

Lolz....

It was alright, a bit strange but funny....But work on your grammar...lol....anyway nice work man.

~ T

Harakirie responds:

Yeah my gramma sucks because I'm german! yeah, that's why. but thanks for the insperation. it's cool that you liked this movie.

[Pube Muppet @ Le final]

All movies were great!

Fantastic way to end the "series"! Strawberry's moveh was personally my favourite, but the other ones were hilarious aswell (M1ne r0x0red!)

- TC

Strawberry-Compass responds:

Wow, I never replied to this? You owe me 100 quid beatch!